The United States of America is being plundered by ultra-wealthy billionaires. It turns out our entire country is being run for the benefit of some 400 billionaires and to the detriment of the rest of us. Will we fight each other over their scraps, or will we fight this abhorrent situation with the only tool left to us - humor?
Q: How are 400 billionaires like a country song?
A: You lose your job, your home, your money.
Q: What do you call 400 billionaires at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start.
Q: What is the ideal weight of a billionaire?
A: About 3 pounds, including the urn.
Q: What's the difference between a billionaire and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
Q: Q: What's the difference between God and an billionaire?
A: God doesn't think he's a billionaire.
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